Eric Swalwell Being Mean To Chris Cillizza Like A Common Wonkette, Awwww Yay! Here for it. Evan Hurst Impeachment 15 Jan 2020
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Probably Clickbait YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst Weekly Top Ten 11 Jan 2020
Elizabeth Warren Will Dance On Your Dumb Face Because She Has A Plan For That Remember the famous Emma Goldman quote: Stop dancing, you're embarrassing the revolution. Evan Hurst 2020 democratic primary 09 Jan 2020
Congratulations, Chris Cillizza And Mitch McConnell! You've Both Won A One-Way Trip To Go-F*ck-Yourself-Ville! They are very unhappy with Elizabeth Warren's statements on the Soleimani killing, how will she Yet She Persist her way out of this one? Evan Hurst That's Not What She Said 07 Jan 2020
Genius Kelli Ward: Matt Bevin Coulda Won Kentucky If Dems' Votes Didn't Count Sure, Kelli Ward SAID she didn't believe in chemtrails, but what if they GOT her? Doktor Zoom Elections 08 Nov 2019
Chris Cillizza Too Much Of A Joke To Know When Hillary Clinton Is Joking Please put your boner back in your pants. Stephen Robinson 2020 presidential election 10 Oct 2019
Chris Cillizza Worried Kamala Harris Just Too Angry A Black Woman To Be POTUS WHY CAN'T SHE KEEP HER COOL!? Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 02 Aug 2019
Told You CNN Would F*ck Up The Debates Turns out obsessing over time limits and asking bad questions is not a winning formula. Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2019
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
