That's Not What She Said: Kamala Vs. Beto Edition! A new series chronicling the media's bullshit narratives of the Democratic Primary in real time, whenever we remember to write them! Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2019
Cussy Congresswoman Badass Making Chris Cillizza Cry :( Chris Cillizza leading the parade! Stephen Robinson Culture 04 Jan 2019
Chris Cillizza Knows Why Trump-Putin Summit Was Bad, And It's Here's Why! How can we even try to properly interpret this week's events without reading the wise words of Christopher of Cillizza, Wonder God of the News? Evan Hurst Russia 18 Jul 2018
New York Times: 'Democracy Died While We Were Necking With Alan Dershowitz' Jeremy Peters sucks, just like the rest of the New York Times. Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2018
We'd Say Chris Cillizza Should Go Fuck Himself, But That Wouldn't Be Very Civil The entire Beltway media needs to shut the fuck up right about now. Evan Hurst News 26 Jun 2018
Samantha Bee Sorry For Thinking First Amendment Somehow Applies To Her. Her Mistake, Obviously! Everything about this is so fucking stupid. Evan Hurst Culture 31 May 2018
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
