Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above. Evan Hurst Russia 24 Apr 2019
Hannity Awards Trump Shiny Participation Nobel For Tapping Out In North Korea Don't want you to go, but love to watch you leave. Five Dollar Feminist 2020 presidential election 28 Feb 2019
How Bad Is Trump Gonna F*ck It Up With Kim Jong Un, On A Scale Of One To 'Oops, I Gave Ivanka To North Korea'? The world's eyes are on Trump, and they are LOLing. Evan Hurst News 26 Feb 2019
Meet Trump's New Climate Policy Guy: This F*cking Lunatic 'The demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of the poor Jews under Hitler'? Oh. Doktor Zoom Science 21 Feb 2019
Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him UH OH, DAN COATS IS TELLING THE TRUTH TOO MUCH. Evan Hurst Featured 20 Feb 2019
TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019 Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Feb 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Feb 2019
Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
Trump Judicial Nom Accidentally Followed The Constitution Once, So He's (Probably) OUT OF HERE! Culture Wars
