Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above.

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Hannity Awards Trump Shiny Participation Nobel For Tapping Out In North Korea

Don't want you to go, but love to watch you leave.

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How Bad Is Trump Gonna F*ck It Up With Kim Jong Un, On A Scale Of One To 'Oops, I Gave Ivanka To North Korea'?

The world's eyes are on Trump, and they are LOLing.

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Meet Trump's New Climate Policy Guy: This F*cking Lunatic

'The demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of the poor Jews under Hitler'? Oh.

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Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him

UH OH, DAN COATS IS TELLING THE TRUTH TOO MUCH.

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TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019

Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief!

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President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT!

The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking.

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Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t

No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN!

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Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play

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Border Patriot Made Up Cancer Boy, Stole Truck, Told Copper 'I Am America'

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