Can Somebody Hold Eric Swalwell's Beer While He Kicks Richard Burr Square In The Dick?

We're beginning to think we can't trust that Richard Burr!

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It's Still The Collusion, Stupid (By Which We Mean CONSPIRACY)

Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

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Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

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Hey Robert Mueller, Adam Schiff Has A Sexxxy Present For You!

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Wonkette Answers Lindsey Graham's Dumbass Questions, 'Cause Lindsey Graham Is A Dumbass

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House GOP SO MAD Dems Won't Look To Future: Repealing Obamacare!

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Is Devin Nunes F*cking One Last Cow To Protect Trump? MOOOOOOO-ybe!

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