No Russia In Trump's Tax Returns? Shut Your Mouth, Jim Jordan.

You piece of we mean sweet summer child.

VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.)

Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes.

British Spies Tell Devin Nunes To Go Fuck A Euro-Cow

WHAT THE FUCK DID HE THINK HE WAS GOING TO FIND IN ENGLAND?

We Think We Know The Real Reason Trump Is Losing His Shit Over The Mueller Investigation Right Now

Mueller isn't just investigating Russians -- he's investigating the Trump family's PERSONAL RUSSIAN BEST FRIENDS.