​President Tenderhearts So Upset Those People Chanted 'SEND HER BACK,' That's Not Christlike Bless his woke heart! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
If Trump Says Somebody Called Him 'Sir,' He's PROBABLY Talking About His Imaginary Friend In other words, if the president says somebody treated him with respect, he's almost certainly lying. Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2019
Some People Think Ivanka Trump Is Awesome And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Isn't, Which Is Why You Shouldn't Care What People Think People, they are dumb as fuck! Stephen Robinson News 01 Jul 2019
Call Me Maybe. Wonkagenda For Mon., July 1, 2019 Trump takes a field trip, Kamala's coming up, and Facebook's Nazi problem. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn popular 01 Jul 2019
Rex Tillerson Reveals What It Was Like To Work For The 'Fucking Moron'​ Bad? We bet it was 'bad.' Evan Hurst Russia 28 Jun 2019
​Maggie Haberman (Of Course) Just Saying MAYBE Trumps Are Royal Family Of America's Dreams! Uh oh, everyone, the New York Times committed another act of #JOURNALISM! Evan Hurst Culture 05 Jun 2019
Michael Cohen Yuks It Up For House Intel Committee: It's Your SURPRISE LIVEBLOG! All these lawyers are INSANE. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 21 May 2019
Ivanka Trump: President Daddy Almost Gave Me Job F**king Up The World Bank This is why nepotism laws exist. Stephen Robinson News 18 Apr 2019
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
