BLUE WAVE, Y'ALL! Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 09, 2018

Everybody hates Matthew Whittaker, ANOTHER Florida recount, and Tucker Carlson clutches his pearls. Your morning news brief.

Elections

Trump: Illegal Immigrants Taking Murder Jobs From Hard-Murdering Americans

Just when you think he can't get more racist. Just kidding, you knew he could.

Elections

Now Is The Time For Jeff Flake To STFU And Go Away

He's still not sure he believes Brett Kavanaugh, OH WELL NO BIG DEAL WE GUESS!

News

Nationalist Trump. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 24, 2018

Khashoggi murder a 'bad concept'; Trump wills a 'middle class' tax cut; and Ecuador real sick of Assange's shit. Your morning news brief!

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We Don't Mean To Alarm You, But The News Is Talking About Climate Change

It's your Sunday show rundown!

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OH JESUS CHRIST, GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOE MANCHIN.

YOU TOO, JEFF FLAKE.

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Capitol Overwhelmed By Massive Turnout Of Six Pro-Kavanaugh Marchers

There would have been more, but they were kidnapped by Antifa and illegal aliens probably.

SCOTUS

Great, Now The Whiny Yelly Motherfucker's BEGGING

Brett Kavanaugh wouldn't have hurt you, baby, if you just wouldn't have made him so mad.

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