Is Rand Paul A Russian Agent, Or Is That Just His Face? Please God, there better not be a pee tape. Evan Hurst News 03 Jan 2019
GOP Like 'F*ck Yeah, Dude, Let's Piss On The Guy Who Killed Bin Laden!' Next they'll be shitting on Gold Star families. Evan Hurst News 19 Nov 2018
Glenn Greenwald Wants To Be Kinder, Gentler Russian Stooge White Nationalist Fucking Moron The New Yorker should have had Evan write this profile. Evan Hurst News 28 Aug 2018
President Zen Master Totally Losing His Shit Right Now, So That's New And Different No, but he's MORE CRAZIER, say 'sources.' Evan Hurst News 27 Aug 2018
Hey, Remember That Time Obama Busted Up In 'The Celebrity Apprentice' To Murder Bin Laden Right In Trump's Face? THIS DAY IN HISTORY! EXCEPT NOT ACTUALLY! FLASHBACK FRIDAY! Evan Hurst News 17 Aug 2018
SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Invites Trump To Go Suck Some Bone Spurs We are beginning to think Trump revoking John Brennan's clearance is having some unintended consequences! Evan Hurst News 17 Aug 2018
Pay No Attention To The Dumbass Behind The Curtain Threatening To Revoke Everybody's Security Clearances Except for Jared Kushner, because he needs his to solve Middle East. Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2018
Will Rand Paul Letter In Treason This Season? Rand Paul is sick of JV, knows he has what it takes for Varsity Treason Squad! Liz Dye News 23 Jul 2018
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
