Your Weekly Top Ten Is Too Exhausted To Make A Clever Headline Right Now YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst Weekly Top Ten 11 May 2019
Donald Trump Don't Want A Pickle, Just Wants To Ride His Motor-Sickle OK, McNaughton, now do one where he's pretending to drive a big, big TRUCK! Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 03 May 2019
America's Greatest Artist: Disloyal Dems Hug Scary Foreign Flags Of 'Europe' And 'California' He just paints what he sees. Doktor Zoom Culture 07 Mar 2019
Don't Look Now, But President Baby-Shits Is HAVING A GODDAMN CONNIPTION Maybe the baby just has gas. Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2018
America's Greatest Artist Jon McNaughton Reboots Duck Dynasty Experts struggle to see any difference. Doktor Zoom News 01 Aug 2018
Great American Artist Jon McNaughton Being Accidental Nazi, Again Sending people away to die, like regular folks do. Doktor Zoom News 14 Jun 2018
Great Artist Jon McNaughton Unveils Exciting New Mueller Painting, 'Trump Gonna Cut A Bitch' Oh Bobby, you're in trouble now! Doktor Zoom News 15 May 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Rudy Giuliani To Go Away And Shut Up Again YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 05 May 2018
