Your Weekly Top Ten Has Also Been Fired From Fox News For Showing Everybody Don Trump Jr.'s Dick YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 28 Jul 2018
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is All HEY, SARAH PALIN, HEY! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW. Evan Hurst News 10 Dec 2016
Army Rides To Indians' Rescue, Shuts Down DAPL. Wonkagenda for Monday, December 5, 2016 #DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Dec 2016
Shut Up, Greta Van Susteren Greta Van Susteren has identified the problem with college, and it is books. Evan Hurst News 02 Nov 2016
Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Dip Into The Archives... Of Dips Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you! Doktor Zoom News 05 Jun 2016
Deleted Comments: Our Libraries Are Full Of Pedophiles And Our Schools Full Of Jews! Our weekly visit to the deleted comments archive brings us a fine rant about the importance of never criticizing books that haven't been published yet. Doktor Zoom News 29 May 2016
Meet The Neo-Nazi Dickbags Recruiting Your Dull Teenager On The Funny Meme Site! Right Wing Extremism
Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Dip Into The Archives... Of Dips
Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you!