They've Found This Year's Culture War And It's Drag Queens, Books Oh, and put those damn fool librarians in jail, too, for America. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 25 Jan 2020
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Forbes Dick Talks Shit About Libraries, Is MURRRRDERED By Vicious Readers Of Books There's no 'librarian in 'libertarian' Doktor Zoom News 23 Jul 2018
Hot Take From Idiot: We Must Destroy Net Neutrality Because Internet Destroyed ... Blockbuster Video? We have found the Worst Take on Net Neutrality! killermartinis News 15 Dec 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is All HEY, SARAH PALIN, HEY! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW. Evan Hurst News 10 Dec 2016
Army Rides To Indians' Rescue, Shuts Down DAPL. Wonkagenda for Monday, December 5, 2016 #DAPL protesters win, armed nutjobs are 'investigating' Hillary Clinton's kid sex ring, and Trump is poking Ghyna in the eye. Your daily news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Dec 2016
Shut Up, Greta Van Susteren Greta Van Susteren has identified the problem with college, and it is books. Evan Hurst News 02 Nov 2016
Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Dip Into The Archives... Of Dips Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you! Doktor Zoom News 05 Jun 2016
Kevin McCarthy: Donald Trump Always Hangs Out With Everyday Working Folk He Refuses To Pay Culture Wars
Candace Owens Says Bernie Sanders Is As Racist As The Guy Who Passed The Civil Rights Act White Nonsense
Rudy Giuliani And Erik Prince Still Very Under Investigation, DOJ Leakers Here To Remind You! justice department
Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Dip Into The Archives... Of Dips
Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you!