President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018

Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

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At Least Cops Didn't Shoot Sen. Jeff Merkley For Demanding To See Immigrant Kids Stored In Walmart

Then again, he is white.

Post-Racial America

What, It's Not Like He Called Them 'Rats' And 'Vermin' And 'Parasites'

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.

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Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar?

What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.

Post-Racial America

Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

Culture

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

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Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018

North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

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