President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018 Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 10 Dec 2018
Border Patrol Nabs Dangerous Grandparents Trying To Invade Military Base, Visit Son-In-Law Perimeter breach! Perimeter breach! Doktor Zoom News 09 Jul 2018
At Least Cops Didn't Shoot Sen. Jeff Merkley For Demanding To See Immigrant Kids Stored In Walmart Then again, he *is* white. Doktor Zoom News 04 Jun 2018
What, It's Not Like He Called Them 'Rats' And 'Vermin' And 'Parasites' Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal. Doktor Zoom News 17 May 2018
