President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018 Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 10 Dec 2018
Border Patrol Nabs Dangerous Grandparents Trying To Invade Military Base, Visit Son-In-Law Perimeter breach! Perimeter breach! Doktor Zoom News 09 Jul 2018
At Least Cops Didn't Shoot Sen. Jeff Merkley For Demanding To See Immigrant Kids Stored In Walmart Then again, he *is* white. Doktor Zoom News 04 Jun 2018
What, It's Not Like He Called Them 'Rats' And 'Vermin' And 'Parasites' Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal. Doktor Zoom News 17 May 2018
Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar? What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there. Doktor Zoom News 16 May 2018
Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart! She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock. Evan Hurst News 11 May 2018
Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue! Doktor Zoom News 02 May 2018
Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018 North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 27 Apr 2018
