President Grandpa. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 10, 2018

Nobody wants John Kelly's job, and Jared has a bromance with MBS. Your morning news brief!

Russia

At Least Cops Didn't Shoot Sen. Jeff Merkley For Demanding To See Immigrant Kids Stored In Walmart

Then again, he is white.

Post-Racial America

What, It's Not Like He Called Them 'Rats' And 'Vermin' And 'Parasites'

Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.

Post-Racial America

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Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar?

What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.

Post-Racial America

Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

Culture

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Post-Racial America

Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018

North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.

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The Top Three Reasons Mitch McConnell Should Go F*ck Himself Right Now

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Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So...

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

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