GOOD MORNING MONTANA. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 19, 2018

Trump tries to change the story, Zinke gets caught grifting, and Nikki Haley's got jokes. Your morning news brief!

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Who You Gonna Call? Dr. Bonesaw! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 18, 2018

Mike Pompeo didn't discuss 'the facts,' Rod Rosenstein brushes off the haters, and Facebook fucks up (again). Your morning news brief!

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It's Okay Guys, They're Just Sweet, Bumbling Kidnappers (With Bone Saws)

Saudi Bullshit 2, the Bone Saw Boogaloo.

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Donald Trump Is Gross And Weird And Bad And Stinky And Creepy

Donald Trump trapped Olivia Nuzzi in the Oval Office for an interview. It was weird.

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Nobody Likes Trump Rallies :( Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 11, 2018

Trump says #MeToo women 'got away,' global markets nosedive, and the crown prince ordered 'detention' of Jamal Khashoggi. Your morning news brief!

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'An Angry Mob.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 9, 2018

We're all a bunch of angry sodomites, Trump greenlights greenhouse gasses, and Google won't make killer robots. Your morning news brief!

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Jared Kushner's BFF Saudi Prince Guy Just Killing More People, More, Again

Just a Washington Post writer though, so who could be mad about that?

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As The World Burns. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 8, 2018

There's many newses that have nothing to do with Rapey McPrivilege.

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