Ben Carson's Back And There's Gonna Be Trouble! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 22, 2019

IRS lawyers check Trump's privilege, the Pentagon is iffy on Iran, and Ben Carson has a snack attack. Your morning news brief!

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Bathrobe-y McRageClown Turns On FBI Director Christopher Wray

Uh oh, Christopher Wray, you're next!

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Just 'Pro-Life' 'Christian' Mike Pompeo Beaming About North Korea Executions

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Maria Butina, GTFO!

Well, first go to jail. Then RETURN TO SENDER.

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

Mueller Report DEFINITIVELY debunked that he was behind the email hack, but what are 'facts' to Fox and Wikileaks?

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President 'I'm Fcked' Entirely Fcked, According To Polls

The redacted Mueller Report didn't land like Trump wanted it to land, we reckon.

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Rudy Giuliani Talking In Stupid Circles Till You Get So Dizzy You Have To Hold On To The Kitchen Floor

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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