The Week In Wonkette:
•War on Social Security needs more moustaches .
•Even for a cable news reporter, Julie Banderas has "an unusually long tongue. "
•Dirty bombs, celebrity-blogging, gay marriage: major threats to America assessed in handy chart form.
•John Gibson loathes gay marriage; may also be a self-hating orphan.
• Thursdays with Tina : "I was practically fisting my schnozz at Poste the other night!"