RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ... Trump's data guru stinky hairball person Brad Parscale has a prediction for 2020. Or is it an instruction? Evan Hurst Russia 29 Apr 2019
President 'I'm F*cked' Entirely F*cked, According To Polls The redacted Mueller Report didn't land like Trump wanted it to land, we reckon. Evan Hurst Russia 23 Apr 2019
Lou Dobbs Sorry Lou Dobbs Made Trump Lie About His Approval Rating (Again) He's not that sorry. Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2019
Let's Finish Our Week With Some Poll Porn About How Everybody Hates Trump! Don't say we never write anything nice. Evan Hurst News 05 Apr 2019
Trump Won't Let Russia Steal 2020 Election For Him, LOL Just Kidding Yes He Will It's his only play. Evan Hurst News 22 Feb 2019
Trump's Executive Time Golfing Ketchup Omelet National Emergency Holiday Whack-Off Weekend Was Pretty Chill This is not what normal people do on vacation. Evan Hurst News 18 Feb 2019
Trump Murdering Election Security Task Forces, Because ... Oh No Reason! You can't secure an election with WALL! Evan Hurst Russia 14 Feb 2019
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO' President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason. Evan Hurst News 28 Jan 2019
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
