FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME YA THINK? Evan Hurst Featured 11 Jan 2019
We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY F*CK If you watched Rachel Maddow last night, you'll see that the thing that was bothering her is also SERIOUSLY bothering us. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2019
Trump Kissing Putin's Ass On Ukraine, What A Shock, Wonder Why Golly gee, this is a very hard question! Evan Hurst News 27 Nov 2018
Putin Invites Trump To Moscow For Season Two Of '50 Shades Of Pee' At press time Trump was already on Air Force One incessantly shouting 'AIRP-ANE! AIRP-ANE!' Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2018
WE WEREN'T KIDDIN' WHEN WE SAID PUTIN PROBABLY PUT 'WIRE TAPPS' IN TRUMP'S SOCCER BALL Jesus fucking Christ. Evan Hurst News 25 Jul 2018
Raise Your Hand If You Saw Trump's Latest Russian Propaganda Bullshit Coming From 10,000 Miles Away This is Trump's mid-term election plan. BE THE FUCK READY. Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2018
Pay No Attention To The Dumbass Behind The Curtain Threatening To Revoke Everybody's Security Clearances Except for Jared Kushner, because he needs his to solve Middle East. Evan Hurst News 24 Jul 2018
Can We All Agree That Barack Obama Should Never Follow Bill Kristol's Consistently Bad Advice? 2020 democratic primary
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