Good Morning, President Grandpa! What's Upsetting You Today?

It's OK, Donald, you can tell us.

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General Kelly Really Getting Trump's Rage-Tweets Under Control, LOL #JOKES

President Fuck-Bonkers was up bright and early, doing the hard work of playing on Twitter.

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Trump Declares Victory Over Comey By Squealing 'I'M GONNA SUE!'

He's winning so much, he's going to get tired of winning.

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