All The Reasons Mueller Has No Case Against Trump, According To People Who Are Bad At 'Reasons' This particular idiot is Matt Schlapp. Evan Hurst News 03 Dec 2018
GOP Like 'F*ck Yeah, Dude, Let's Piss On The Guy Who Killed Bin Laden!' Next they'll be shitting on Gold Star families. Evan Hurst News 19 Nov 2018
Happy Thanksgiving, America! The President's Brain Is Broken. Trump's Fox News interview was ... well, it happened! Evan Hurst News 19 Nov 2018
Leading Conservative Thinkers Demand Washington Post Call Jennifer Rubin A Total Bitch Just when you thought the news couldn't get stupider ... Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2018
Aunt Lydia Announces John Brennan Shall Be PUNISHED! Wonkette thanks Michelle Wolf in advance for letting us briefly borrow that joke. Thank you, Michelle Wolf! Evan Hurst News 15 Aug 2018
Jim Acosta Is Through With Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Bullshit. Everyone Else Should Be Too. White House journos, it's time to WALK OUT. Evan Hurst News 03 Aug 2018
Secret Service To Protect Sarah Huckabee Sanders From Drowning In Her Own Horseshit Maybe they can also order all her chicken dishes for her, just to be safe. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2018
We'd Say Chris Cillizza Should Go Fuck Himself, But That Wouldn't Be Very Civil The entire Beltway media needs to shut the fuck up right about now. Evan Hurst News 26 Jun 2018
