BREAKING: Trump Dumber Than Dry Dogsh*t, Jeff Sessions Racist As F*ck Yay, it's time for more pissed off Andy McCabe BOOK! Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2019
Vladimir Putin Crashing Parties All Over The World Like A Bad Case Of Herpes We were always at war with East Asia. Dominic Gwinn News 16 Sep 2018
Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un He's going to get us all killed. Evan Hurst News 03 Jan 2018
Need Help Losing Weight? Just Watch This Video Of Donald Trump's Denture Mouth You didn't need to keep that lunch down anyway. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 06 Dec 2017
Trump's Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame. Evan Hurst News 16 Mar 2017
Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton On French Terrorist Attack: Let's Compare And Contrast Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton both chatted with international terrorism expert Bill O'Reilly after Thursday's terrorist attack in France. One of them actually knows something about fighting terrorism. Doktor Zoom News 15 Jul 2016
Pity Obama Let Those Sailors Die In Iranian Captivity, Oh They've Been Released? Evan Hurst News 13 Jan 2016
Glenn Beck Knows Why The Walking Dead Is A Hit: It's The End Of The World And We Know It Doktor Zoom News 18 Feb 2015
