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Tampa RNC, Day Deux: We Have Seen Steve Doocy, Now We Can All Go Home!

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Steve Doocy is nobody's sex object (except your weird sister, who is weird), and yet look at how he knows how to hold his face in front of a camera without twisting his mouth up all tarded and willing his nose to be shaped like a drunken potato!


We are fairly sure we are prettier than this in real life, we just always get a bad case of Yager face when a camera comes out! But maybe we were wrong this whole time, and everyone was just too nice to tell us we are actually a walking Picasso.

Right, so anyway, this was at the Hyatt lobby bar, also known as our office. And to answer your next question, yes, we did introduce ourselves, just as soon as his arm was around us and the pic was halfway to snapped, also known as too late to say no.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Seattle People, looking spunky. We hate spunky.

It is Friday, Yr Wonkette's back end (that's website talk) has been cranky all afternoon like a digital babby that needs a nap, and we are all stuck in the stupidest timeline. The one way we know it's not actually hell is that there are still adorable doggies and kitties and sloths, no to mention toddlers preschoolers named Donna Rose, and of course you, you lovely wonderful readers of ourn. And if you're in Eastern Washington or its environs, you can come out to meet Yr Editrix, Yr Shypixel, and Yr one day Benevolent Monarch Donna Rose come this Sunday in the Evergreen State's second-largest city, Spokane!

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