Your prison yard lover.

Ted Cruz has had it with one "Mr." "President" Barack Obama laughing at him and all his fellow GOPs for being pants-crapping babies who are askeered of the three-year-old orphans under the bed. So Senor Senador de la Canadia has been challenging the president to "say it to [his] face" lol okay. Well! That inspired us and everyone to post this picture of Fight Club Ted Cruz, because the first rule of Fight Club is shut up you hilarious baby.

[contextly_sidebar id="Qs8OK5ZF2p8ic0WAG8446IZNRnQhF6ax"]But since Senor Macho (more macho than Ricardo Montalban, maybe, but never Lloyd Bridges) did not actually succeed in getting B. Barry Bamz to come back from his world-gallivanting and knock him down with a single blow to his real purty mouth, he just keeps on and keeps on popping off.

I'd fuck me.

And now, unless this nice lady tricked us on the twitter, Mr. Prison Yard is now believing his own bullshit, buying his own spin, and gettin' high on his own supply (OF LOLS!).

Sting like a butterfly float like the hindenburg

You know WHO ELSE ... ???

I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I carve him up.

We're just sayin'.