Ted Cruz Invented The Internet

Hey, you know how we predicted that the opposition to Barack Obama's endorsement of Net Neutrality was going to be loud, annoying, and swift? Case in point, this tweet from Ted Cruz, which is typical of the Doublespeak we're all going to be hearing a lot more of:

Man oh man, if we were the private entrepreneurs who made the Internet happen all on our own without any government involvement, we'd be pissed, too. Hey, Verizon, Comcast, Time Warner: You really did not build that.


Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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