Ted Kennedy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Opening Game
Oh boy we better not make a funny about this or fuckface porn addict David Denby may be compelled to shit out another $15.95 pamphlet about how the Internet has ruined his dinner with Michael Kinsley. So, here is "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" star Ted Kennedy just cold bein' alive and outside and throwing a baseball, which is an American Tradition. UPDATE: Oh Red Lasso can go to HELL. Much better/insane YouTube version now in place.