Ted Nugent, Tired Of Threatening Hillary Clinton, Would Like Bernie Sanders To Die Now Please

Oh good, more opinions from this guy.Ted Nugent has hada few words with the Secret Service over the years. They are like, "hmmmm, Ted Nugent, you keep talking about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama 'riding your machine gun' and 'sucking your machine gun,' and also there was that weird time you threatened to rape a CBS producer? That was weird. You okay buddy?" and Ted Nugent is like "yeah, I'm okay. OR AM I??? I am not okay. I am a very sick man."

Well, Ted Nugent is bored with threatening the lives of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, and has decided there is another person he would like to die, and that person is Bernie Sanders. What has Bernie Sanders ever done to him? Does Ted Nugent really love Debbie Wasserman Schultz that much? Probably not! She is Jewish!

Anyway let's check in on Ted Nugent's scream dreams.

In a speech to the NRA's annual convention

[Nugent] took particular aim at Bernard Sanders, the self-described socialist who is challenging Hillary Clinton for the Democrats' presidential nomination, saying the Vermont senator is "preaching communism." Mr. Nugent said 58,000 American warriors died fighting communism - presumably referring to the death toll in Vietnam.

"Hey Bernie: eat [expletive] and die," said Mr. Nugent, who is known as the "Motor City Madman." "[Put] that on MSNBC!"

You can always count on Mr. Nugent for the sophisticated political analysis. But what of Mr. Trump?

Mr. Nugent went on to say it's time for people to coalesce around Mr. Trump, who chased the remaining opponents from the GOP presidential race earlier this month.

"Don't give me this 'He's not your favorite guy' crap," he said.

"You don't deny your dying child life-saving medicine because you don't like the captain and his boat," he said. "You get on the damn boat and you get the medicine to the child, and then you fix the captain."

"Do you know what I'm saying?" he said.

In fact, we do not. Because if we were interpreting him correctly, we'd swear he just endorsed Obamacare.

Nobody ever accused Ted Nugent of being a smart man.

[WashingtonTimes, reprinted by RawStory]

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