Rep. Zach Wamp of Tennessee, home state of America's most comical people, says funny things for several minutes: "Listen, health care is a privilege... I was just about to finish to say, that for some people it's a right, but for everyone, frankly, it's not necessarily a right. Some people choose not to pay... How many illegal immigrants are in this country today, getting our health care? Gobs of 'em... Socialism... Tax cuts." [YouTube, Washington Monthly]