Terrible News Regarding The Font Of Your Trendy Furniture
It's "purely coincidental" that Chris Wallace has been continually plagued with painful bouts of "the mud butt" since 9/11. [ Think Progress ]
General Russel Honoré, affectionately known as Cojones Honoré, might pop a plump nut all over David Vitter's senate seat (which is really just a taxidermied hooker). [ TPM ]
Everyone in L.A. is just getting so high and groovy on the dankest strains of "Purple Kush" and "Perez Hilton Sticky Icky." [ The Daily Dish ]
Swedish futon dealership Ikea has changed their typeface, which means if you are sensitive about fonts, you should probably kill yourself. [ AMERICAblog ]
Erick Erickson will recite Gregorian Limbaugh chants with Sean Hannity, TONIGHT, at 9: 30 pm. [ RedState ]