It's "purely coincidental" that Chris Wallace has been continually plagued with painful bouts of "the mud butt" since 9/11. [Think Progress]

General Russel Honoré, affectionately known as Cojones Honoré, might pop a plump nut all over David Vitter's senate seat (which is really just a taxidermied hooker). [TPM]

Everyone in L.A. is just getting so high and groovy on the dankest strains of "Purple Kush" and "Perez Hilton Sticky Icky." [The Daily Dish]

Swedish futon dealership Ikea has changed their typeface, which means if you are sensitive about fonts, you should probably kill yourself. [AMERICAblog]

Erick Erickson will recite Gregorian Limbaugh chants with Sean Hannity, TONIGHT, at 9:30 pm. [RedState]