A "tipster" sends us this terrible, frightening YouTube video of ... we don't know. We have no idea. It appears to be a zombie murdering a screeching robot in the dark. Or, of course, a novelty item promoting Barack Obama's candidacy.

Here's the "explanation" for this complete travesty:

"The OBAMArella" ***********

---- International Patent Filed---

This unique umbrella flashes lights, plays music, talks, and displays Barack Obama as the next United States president! Simply push a button upon the handle, and the umbrella actually speaks: "We all agree with Barack Obama that the United States of America is in desperate need of change. Let's SUSTAIN in the RAIN and finally, finally, finally.............let's get it on!"

It does not say any such thing. It is only saying "I WILL KILL YOU," through an ancient cell phone, in Robert Blake's voice, forever.