TERROR IN THE RAYBURN GARAGE!
Happy End of Recess Suspicious Substance Warning!
This is a message from the U.S. Capitol Police.
The U.S. Capitol Police are responding to a suspicious substance in Lobby 8, G-3 level of the Rayburn House Office building.
All staff and other personnel are directed to avoid this area until further notice.
Please do not respond to this e-mail. This mailbox is unattended. End of message.
OH NO! Biological warfare! You know, the Rayburn parking garage, at lunchtime, on a Friday, during recess -- this terrorist did not do his homework.