Terrorist Leader Emerges From Cave, Says IT WAS A PERFECT CALL!11!!!11!1
The thing that ordered its rabid followers to attack the US Capitol last week appeared today outside the White House, where he is legally allowed to live for a maximum of eight (8) more days.
And surprise, as he has said so many times before, he says his call for violent insurrection was a PERFECT CALL!11!!1!!
Disgraced President Trump claims his speech was analyzed and people thought it was totally appropriate and MSNBC cu… https://t.co/VJ29UsJClC— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn Torabi) 1610465722.0
TRUMP: So, if you read my speech, and many people have done it, and I've seen it both in the papers and in the media, on television, it's been analyzed, and people thought that what I said was totally appropriate.
When he calls the GOP Georgia secretary of state and tells them to "find" him 11,780 votes so he can illegally "win" Georgia, it's a PERFECT CALL1111!!!!!
When he calls the President of Ukraine to extort that guy to "do us a favor though" to help him steal the election from Joe Biden in exchange for giving Ukraine the military assistance Congress has already appropriated, it's a PERFECT CALL!1!!!
So too now.
Of course, literally nobody besides Trump's Y'all Qaeda terror cell thinks what he said was appropriate. Everybody saw it as an incitement to violence, and surprise, his radicalized recruits listened. And they went. And they killed people. And they wanted to kill even more people. They were quite literally hunting Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi. And they're still plotting attacks. This why he lost his Twitter privileges forever. This is why seemingly every company from Deutsche Bank on down to the sunglasses kiosk in the mall is no longer willing to do business with him or contribute to Republicans who sympathize with the terrorists.
TRUMP: And if you look at what other people have said, politicians at a high level, about the riots during the summer, the horrible riots in Portland, Seattle and other places ...
And that was the point where MSNBC decided it was time for Trump to fuck off and cut away, because eat shit you lying racist.
Trump also told reporters that the new impeachment, his second, is a "continuation of the greatest witch hunt in the history of politics." Moreover, he said that for "Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to continue on this path, I think it's causing tremendous danger to our country, and it's causing tremendous anger," wink wink nudge nudge. He added, "I want no violence," but it's pretty clear he had his fingers crossed up inside his asshole.
NO VIOLENCE, NO VIOLENCE, YOU ARE THE VIOLENCE, and if his acolytes happen to cause some more violence, well then it is Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's fault.
Trump on impeachment: "For Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to continue on this path, I think it's causing tremendous… https://t.co/GtexKq7HOr— Aaron Rupar (@Aaron Rupar) 1610465971.0
So that happened.
We think this tweet from Josh Marshall is exactly appropriate:
Trump determined to strike in the US.— Josh Marshall (@Josh Marshall) 1610471860.0
Get the fucking terrorist leader out of there, as he is an imminent threat to this country and to the entire rest of the world.
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