Terrorists Working To Sabotage McCain's Electability!
How will the terrorists pull off their latest "coup" against American Happiness? By striking at its very symbol: John McCain, President of Bombs. Speaking at a town hall today, McCain told the crowd that he heard, through telephone intercepts, that the Al Qaeda "or another extremist group," may try glorious bomb attacks in Iraq to tilt the election against him. This is what he said!
McCain, at a town hall meeting in this Philadelphia suburb, was asked if he had concerns that anti-American militants in Iraq might ratchet up their activities in Iraq to try to increase casualties in September or October and tip the November election against him.
"Yes, I worry about it," McCain said. "And I know they pay attention because of the intercepts we have of their communications ... The hardest thing in warfare is to counter someone or a group of individuals who are willing to take their own lives in order to take others."
Silly WALNUTS!, the Terrorist Muslims have no desire to put Barack in power, despite their shared religion. The Sunnis and Shiites may hate each other, but that is nothing compared to the historical hatred between Arabs and black people and Mexicans. So really John McCain is racist for even trying to have an opinion about that, even though he is actually a Panamanian Mexican.
McCain says al Qaeda might try to tip U.S. election [Reuters]