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Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert Casts Aspersions On Potency Of John McCain's Scrotum

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Yes, you are the newest supernova in the Wonket Cavalcade of Stars, Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert, but are you burningtoo bright? Having just in the past week joined in Michelle Bachmann's search for Arabs under the bed, and then gotten it just right with his explanation that Aurora was caused by Jealous Jeebus, Louie Gohmert is now calling out John McCain for not hating Muslins enough, and questioning the fullness of his sac full of swimmers. But at least he has not called for McCain to take "a final dirt nap" -- you know, a dirt nap OF VOTES!


From Raw Story:

“Well, it’s obvious that John McCain didn’t even read the letter because of what he said in accusing Michele and us of making these horrible accusations,” Gohmert told conservative radio host Dennis Miller on Tuesday.

“And I wish some of these numbnuts would go out and read the letter before they make these horrible allegations about the horrible accusations we’re making.”

"Numbnuts." So gauche. What should Louie Gohmert have called John McCain instead?

* Coffin-dodger.

* Godzilla Arms.

* Miss Mavis.

* That trollop.

* That cunt.

[RawStory]

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