Thank You, NYT, For Taking 'The Revolution Will Be Televised' Lede Away From The Rest Of The Internet
- The Tea Party Convention thing in Nashville will be broadcast on teevee, for a reason that apparently exists. [New York Times]
- Abstinence-only education works after all, which means the government will probably deploy a slightly re-worked "Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Anything)" policy in our nation's middle schools. [Washington Post]
- Obama's asked for $230 million in order to ship the Gitmo detainees to New Gitmo, in New Gitmo, Illinois. [CNN]
- Haitian orphans that had been adopted pre-earthquake are now being sent to their new foreign adoptive parents. [WSJ]
- Noted celebrity Anne Hathaway woke up so early today to read a list of every movie that came out this year just to prove she could. [Los Angeles Times]
- China will hate Obama so much if he hangs out with the Dalai Lama. This is true of anyone hanging out with the Dalai Lama. [Times Online]
