Thank You, NYT, For Taking 'The Revolution Will Be Televised' Lede Away From The Rest Of The Internet
The Tea Party Convention thing in Nashville will be broadcast on teevee, for a reason that apparently exists. [ New York Times ]
Abstinence-only education works after all, which means the government will probably deploy a slightly re-worked "Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Anything)" policy in our nation's middle schools. [ Washington Post ]
Obama's asked for $230 million in order to ship the Gitmo detainees to New Gitmo, in New Gitmo, Illinois. [ CNN ]
Haitian orphans that had been adopted pre-earthquake are now being sent to their new foreign adoptive parents. [ WSJ ]
Noted celebrity Anne Hathaway woke up so early today to read a list of every movie that came out this year just to prove she could . [ Los Angeles Times ]
China will hate Obama so much if he hangs out with the Dalai Lama. This is true of anyone hanging out with the Dalai Lama. [ Times Online ]