Sexy texter Chuck Grassley assured the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday that "People always say I have the ability to turn people on." He said this after a man in the audience jumped up and started shouting about how Sonia Sotomayor was a baby-killer. This sort of outburst is apparently, to at least one Iowa Republican, best interpreted as foreplay. (Thanks Lauri Apple for the very arousing Grassley art.) [The Hill]