The 856,973 Most Perfect Tweets President Stable Genius Sent Today
GOTCHA LAST, we are not including any of that dumbfuck's tweets in this post. They are all irrelevant, they are all whiny, but did you know he's sent over 100 of them today? He is really handling this day of impeachment very well! And doing a lot of work in the process, obviously, like a worker bee who works. Politico reports that his tweetstorm started at 6:51 a.m. with a "Fox & Friends" thing, and, well, it's been going all day, with tweets and retweets and more retweets and more tweets and oh my god, that man does not have even onefriend.
His tweets include whining, complaining, lying, and also bitching and moaning. Oh yeah, and he attacked Greta Thunberg, a child, because he is SUPER J she got Person Of The Year from TIME. In other words, a typical Trump day, just even more tweety than usual.
Politico notes that Trump broke the number he hit Sunday, which was 105 tweets and retweets. Dunno why people harbor suspicions that the president SNIFF might SNIFF have a habit of SNIFF snorting things.
If you'd like to see the president stabling his genius all over Twitter, you know where it is.
We think this tweet from Democratic Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon is better:
Let me break this down for you... #DefendOurDemocracy #ImpeachmentDebate https://t.co/sgOpHw628v— Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon (@Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon) 1576169319.0
IMPEACH THE TWEETING CRIMINAL MOTHERFUCKER. And, you know, READ THE TRANSCRIPT! Or, as we like to spell it here at Wonkette READT EH TRJEAK;JKSJDKFIC89AGUKSDFDAFLOLPENISNA;JKFSJDAUITUIPUAJVKJFKJCRIPT!!11!1!1GHAZI!11!!!
And now this is your open thread, because EARLY LID everybody, sure why not.
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