Two ACORNS were fired from their lucrative voter registration fraud racket after giving advice to hidden camera people who were only pretending to employ underage South American whores. GOTCHA. The rascally videographers are actually conservative activists, and they did not really want to know what sort of tax breaks they could get, or how to best keep their sex business secret from the Feds, or how to properly clean and care for their child hookers. It was simply a Ruse and now ACORN is so busted, for so many things. This was the crucial missing evidence needed to unarguably prove that Barack Obama was elected to the presidency solely with the support of fictional 13-year old El Salvadorian streetwalkers. [CNN]