The Anti-Obama Bikini Girl Video Ad Wonkette Doesn't Want You To See!
We logged onto this here communistical website, Wonkette, this morning, and were DELIGHTED to see an ad from one of our partners, whichever one, we don't even know, that promised to tickle our brainskulls with the question "Did Obama break a rule at this establishment?" YES! We are guessing YES! We clicked through with trepidation. What rule was that dastardly rule-breaking Obummerz breaking now? ALL OF THEM? (Duh.)
Unfortunately, we never discovered the answer, as instead of Bablack Oblackma breakin' RULEZ OF LAWZ was A FUCKING BIKINI VIDEO, OF GIRLS IN BIKINIS. AND NOT EVEN THAT ONE CHICK "OBAMA GIRL" you remember her, she was lame.
If you too clicked on "Did Obama break a rule at this establishment," we apologize for our terrible bait-and-switch (promise a stupid political rant from stupid people whose clams we are thrilled to deliver them of, deliver bikini babes) which we suspect we might be doin rong.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.