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  • That climate-change hooey is just a bunch of lesbians trying to hide decades of higher average temperatures behind a few Xmas blizzards during the traditional winter months of winter. [Fox News]

  • Ugh. Sales and prices of existing U.S. homes really collapsed in November, really terribly ... and the new-home prices collapsed, too, but who is buying a new house in this shitstorm? [New York Times]
  • A big-shot hedge-fund manager named R. Thierry Magon de la Villehuchet (French for "fuck you, poor people") apparently killed himself after losing $1.4 billion to Bernard Madoff's Ponzi Scheme. [Also the New York Times]
  • Remember how Barack Obama wouldn't go to his grandmother's funeral in Hawaii because he hates America or whatever? The memorial service was held on Tuesday in Honolulu, and the Obamas were there, and then the ashes were scattered over the Pacific at the same place where Barack's mom's ashes were scattered in 1995. [Washington Post]
  • America's Worst Motherfucking Piece of Motherfucking Trash Ever, Dick Cheney, the Criminal Monster, is sure enjoying his "victory" lap by admitting to a bunch of motherfucking torture/horror bullshit that would certainly see the motherfucker hang, if an actual man becomes president, next. [Andrew Sullivan]
  • Montgomery County has been swallowed by The Mud. [DC Examiner]
  • It is super-snowy all over the place, in America, for Xmas! [Weather News]
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Blanket Disclaimer: Spitting on anybody is dead wrong. Even if it's a Trump.

Still, Eric Trump got to eat a tiny slice of the shit pie women, minorities, poors, disabled, and all of the other people who are deemed "takers" or who come from "shithole countries" experience at some point in their lives: He got spit on. By a woman, according to Breitbart (no link), because we are evil. Woe unto the wealthy white man! Wealthy white men are some of the most abused and marginalized people in the Universe, according to wealthy white men, and Eric Trump is no exception. Please cry for wealthy white men, ok you can stop now. Another group of Americans that are constantly abused, marginalized, and even denied their rights by the very same type of wealthy men that spawn such men as Eric Trump, are called "women." And apparently we are mean as fuck now.

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Well folks, we think we have a geopolitical relations first for an American president. We might need to consult with Doris Kearns Goodwin or Kevin Kruse, but we cannot recall a time one of America's purported enemies OR friends has called the president of the United States "retarded" or anything along those lines. We remember leaders hating American presidents. We remember them recoiling like UGH GET OFF ME when an American president tried to give them a friendly sensual love massage during the G8. We remember them literally attacking our democratic elections in order to prevent the inaugurations of potential presidents they despise and fear. But we don't remember anything like this.

President Hassan Rouhani of Iran, commenting on Donald Trump after the Trump administration threw some new sanctions at Iran on Monday:

Iran warned Tuesday that new U.S. sanctions targeting its supreme leader and other top officials meant "closing the doors of diplomacy" between Tehran and Washington amid heightened tensions, even as President Hassan Rouhani derided the White House as being "afflicted by mental retardation."

Here is the full quote, in case you were wondering if something was lost in translation, like that time Vladimir Putin called Trump "brilliant" and Trump was so excited he left a ring of orange jizz around the bathtub, but what Putin actually said in Russian more accurately translates as "colorful" or "shiny." There's no confusion here:

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