The Blue Crabs Also Want You To Know They Listened To Better Music Than You


  • There is a blue crab baby boom, in the Chesapeake! These baby boomer crabs are distinctive for sporting blue "aprons" around their midsection and for their affinity for waxing nostalgic about Saturday Night Live episodes that aired between 1975-1979. [Washington Post]
  • Looks like old Mayor Barry will not be going to jail for failing to file taxes in 2007. He is like a teabag in human form. [DC Examiner]
  • If you hate Maryland's newish traffic cameras, make sure to sign a petition requesting their permanent destruction. [WTOP]
  • Good economic news! Really! The city's unemployment rate has dropped hooray! [DCist]

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