The Fact That Blake Gottesman Isn't Quite Making Six Digits is the Only Thing That Keeps Us Going, Really

How Many White House Staffers Do You Out-Earn? The answer may surprise you!

If you earn more than 30k, for example, you're doing better than at least 20 of 'em.

Reading the salary list reprinted by the National Journal, we can't help but wonder which member of the distinguished $165,200 club will be the next subject of a string of well-researched and subtly terrifying newsweekly profiles. Our money's on Jack Crouch.

(News you can use: White House Hottie Taylor Hughes makes $56,900. Boyfriend Jeb Mason slightly outearns her, as God intended, netting $62,100)

Who's Making What in the White House? [National Journal]


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