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The FNAFA: Counter-Programming Against Marriage Sunday

Let's talk national priorities. Homeland security? Feh. Genocide in the Sudan? Boorrrring. The CIA's broken corporate culture? Yawn. Gay marriage? Bring it on. Seriously, there is no one who would rather talk about ass-fucking more than us, but even we're having a hard time understanding why this subject is fit for debate on the senate floor. And don't give us "it's about protecting the sanctity of marriage" crap. We suspect that Bill Frist and Rick Santorum enjoy Cinemax After Dark-style girl-on-girl action and "Will and Grace" as much as the next person. As we've pointed out before: It's the butt-sex that, ahem, makes them uncomfortable. If you're gonna muck-up the Constitution with amendments that focus on people's privates, you should at least be honest about it, which is why we endorse the campaign started by our stepblog Fleshbot: Screw the Family Research Council's commemoration of "Marriage Sunday" -- celebrate "Ass-Fucking Friday."


Ass Fucking Friday [Fleshbot]

Senate takes up fight on banning gay marriages [Chicago Tribune]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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SCARED!

In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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