* Robert Novak will let you call him "angel tits" if you just buy his book. [Political Wire]

* Real Christians know, "a Vote for Romney is a Vote for Satan." [MoJo]

* Tom Friedman thinks Americans are too smart to listen to anything Lou Dobbs says. [Passport]

* John Murtha hates the war in Iraq, loves the war on drugs. [Hit & Run]

* John Edwards promises $400 haircuts for every American. [Captain's Quarters]

* Jim Lehrer senility check: He refuses to "assume the president of the U..S is lying." Yup, lost it. [Romenesko]

* Dennis Kucinich will save the world if you'll just say his fucking name right. [PrezVid]