Representative Creepy McOld (R-Mustacheville), on the floor of the house RIGHT NOW, just referred to stem cells as "just like energetic teenagers." That's a picture of a Fallopian Tube. CNN Pipeline is PAYING FOR ITSELF.

We think it might be Mrs. Inhofe's tube, but we can't tell from here how not-gay it is, so there's no way to be sure.

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Yeah, we know it's Roscoe Bartlett. Our name is better.