June 04, 2004 02:14 AM
The Huh-Huh Files: Don't Forget the Lube
Sen. John F. Kerry accused President Bush today of implementing a "back door draft" by extending soldiers' tours of duty and overburdening a military that is already stretched thin by the war in Iraq.
A back door draft? Stretching our soldiers thin, you say? Insert don't ask don't tell joke here. . . and I do mean insert.
Catch us next week at the Ha-Ha Hole, thankyouverymuch.