"The Interns Were Enthusiastic and Attentive"
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We can't add anything to the snicker-worthiness of this particular item:
Today, Congressman Kingston organized an "Intern-Only" event in a room in the Capitol. The room was overflowing this morning with about 75 eager interns waiting to "Better Know" some Republican Members of Congress.
Jesus, watch where you put those scare-quotes, Jack! This is the creepiest thing we've posted today, and you saw that Ned Lamont ad, right?
"Better Know a Republican" Event a Huge Success [Jack Kingston]