The Last Meals Of These Celebrities Are Pretty Head-Turning! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 17, 2020

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"We want them infected." More Paul Alexander HHS emails about how we should all get coronavirus, because they're stupid AND evil. — Politico

Huh, we don't even have to yell at Politifact! What is the world coming to? Lie of the Year is coronavirus downplaying and denial.

Speaking of: Dodge City mayor resigns after death threats because she said people in her town should care about others and wear a mask. (Yahoo)

Yes, bridal parties are the worst. Now try "bridal party going through with their giant wedding in a pandemic." — Texas Monthly

My Highly Unexpected Heterosexual Pandemic Zoom Wedding. All the best from my heart, my dear Laurie Penny and the cisgender heterosexual groom you started dating on the internet six months ago, HOW MAGNIFICENT! (Wired)

All the people the White House Counsel's office is trying to convince Trump not to fire like a fucking maniac, because of how he is a fucking maniac. (NBC News)


How fucking cool is Rep. Deb Haaland?

At 28, she enrolled at the University of New Mexico, where she earned her Bachelor of Arts in English in 1994.[10][11] Four days after graduating, she gave birth to her daughter.[8] As a single mother, Haaland started a salsa company to support herself and her daughter.[12] At times during this period, she did not earn enough money to afford housing and had to rely on friends for shelter.[8] She also relied on food stamps at times.[12] She earned her Juris Doctor in Indian law from the University of New Mexico School of Law in 2006, but is not a member of the New Mexico State Bar.[10][11][13] Haaland became the first Chairwoman elected to the Laguna Development Corporation Board of Directors, a Laguna-owned business created to strengthen the Laguna Community and its economy.[9][14] As chairwoman, she oversaw business operations for the second largest tribal gaming enterprise in New Mexico[15] and successfully advocated for the corporation to create policies and commitments to earth-friendly business practices.[15] She served as the tribal administrator for the San Felipe Pueblo from January 2013 to November 2015.[7][10][11] During her 2018 campaign for Congress, Haaland still had student loans from law school.[12]

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Postmaster General Louis DeJoy is going to be an asshole to the end, redacted calendar edition. — HuffPost

I didn't know Trump superlawyer Jenna Ellis styles herself "Dr. Ellis." Well. Good for her or whatever LOL. (Above The Law, non-Liz post)

Now here's what you've been waiting for, Liz at her seethiest on Ellis's former employment woes, because of how she suuuuucks. (Above the Law, Liz post)

Yelp, along with some bigger corporations, has moved some millions of its cash into Black-owned community banks. This strikes me as an important thing to do, but probably it really sucks because "banks still exist" and "hire more female guards but sarcastically." — CNN

This was a very good way to do chicken thighs just now, and it was indeed easy as fuck. Didn't even have to sear the skin or anything, and everyone's happy. Chili Lime Baked Chicken Thighs, Eazy Peazy Meals.

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