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The Most Beautiful of All the Ugly People

riiiiiiiightWe've lost track of how many people have forwarded us The Hill's round up of, ahem, the "50 Most Beautiful People" . . . on Capitol Hill. We know what you're thinking: Once they've lowered the bar that far, why bother looking? Well, it is fascinating, in a train-wreck kind of way. (Our favorite smash-up is here, we'll let you guess which one.) But we're sort of suspicious that even based on the "hot for D.C." standard, they couldn't come up with 50 actual D.C. residents . . . 'Cuz, seriously? "Carling Dinkler"? (Pictured -- supposedly -- at right.) Yeah, sure. That's not a real name! It's not even a good fake name. Do we look that stupid? Oh, wait. . .


The 50 Most Beautiful People [The Hill]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money

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