Boy howdy, the whole gang went out to rich Chevy Chase, Maryland, to watch a Sasha Obama/"Maisy Biden" (alleged grandaughter) basketball game, jus' like normal folks. But then a Space Monster came out and ate all the children! "Fucker's at least 600, 700 pounds," Joe Biden said. "Is anyone paying attention to me? JESUS..." [White House Photo/Pete Souza]