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The Onion Predicted 'Joe The Plumber' Crap

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Yup, a1993 page from the 1999 Onion book Our Dumb Century with this article and subhed, "Nation Eagerly Awaits Ohio Man's Profound Insights Into Current Events." See, everyone, just make up a story -- type any random crap in your comments about anything, just try it! -- and American capitalism can make it happen. [The Onion via BoingBoing]

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BREAKING ACHTUNG EVERYBODY CRY AND PANIC AND HAVE ROLLICKING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, BECAUSE ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING.

We don't know what the thing means yet, but we know that he gave the thing to Attorney General Bill Barr, who is presumably looking at the thing right now. Donald Trump is at Mar-a-Lago, so he does not have the thing, because NO THING FOR ILLEGITIMATE PRESIDENTS. Studies show that according to sources close to the investigation who may or may not be close to the investigation, we might have some real information on what is inside the thing sometime this weekend.

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Whatcha doin' down there at Mar-a-Lago, Mister Normal President Of America?

OK ... huh?

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