The Passion of the Stick

JesusstickWe have received this wisdom from a reader, and, truly, it all makes sense now:

This panda worship is so primal. Could he be a messiah? What if we broadcast, worldwide, nothing but the pandacam 24/7. I think all wars would end. We should seize control of the public and private airwaves, cyberconnections, etc, and substitute all media w/ butterstick. There are stupider solutions to the Middle East mess.
Yes, we must make it so. It sort of explains him disappearing into that cave recently... We're not sure he's a Christian god, however. He seems more like a reincarnation of the Buddha: Think of how he bears the weight of his imprisonment, his calm and thoughtful nature, his roly-polyness. His roly-poly-holiness.

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