The Political Assassination of Ted Stevens
* That little bone Democrats were going to toss the troops didn't really pan out. [ NYT ]
* $6 billion in Iraq contracts, which is probably like three of them, are being reviewed by criminal investigators, mostly because those investigators hate the troops. [ NYT ]
* Even though the new AG nominee is conservative, everybody's cool with him because he might not be a retard. [ WP ]
* The only reason Ted Stevens hand is so deep in the cookie jar is because there's no one else in Alaska to share the cookies with. [ Politico ]
* Another one bites the dust. [ Roll Call ]
* In addition to being a criminal, Norman Hsu is also a ridiculous looking cartoon character. [ LAT ]
* A congressman has a temper problem. [ The Hill ]