The Secret Life of Dennis

Here's definitive proof that the GOP is in serious trouble: House Speaker Dennis Hastert has launched his own blog. It's called "Speaker's Journal," and we're reluctant to forward the URL on to you, for the simple reason that your mind will be so thoroughly blown as to never again return. Why, just check out the title of the first entry: "Welcome to my blog." The Speaker proceeds to describe his maiden foray into yon blogosphere in the same dutiful cadence that 7th graders reserve for their book reports:

This is new to me. I can

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